I don't even know how many days it's been since I quit smoking. Alls I knows is that I didn't chew any nicorette yesterday, decided not to buy anymore since that crap is expensive, but am thinking about chewing a piece right now. Also, I joined a facebook group called "Why Doesn't Dale Chihuly Make Himself a Fucking Glass Eye Already?" because it made me laugh. And then it made my mom laugh so hard she cried apparently. Which is good, because I thought it might offend some people. Good luck offending my family though, We're simultaneously some of the most steel-skinned and sensitive people ever.
Yesterday I went to lunch with my co-worker Amanda. We went to Stonechase Grille and I got an AMAZING sandwich. What was also amazing about this lunch date however, besides the company and the sandwich, was the soundtrack. I'm not sure what the f radio station or mix CD they were playing but it included two intensely outrageous throw back songs. One of these was "I Want You" by Savage Garden. I totally used to have the single cassette tape of this song. It is the ultimate tribute song to Cherry Coke... "in the base of my spine just like a chic-a-cherry cola"!!! And I still knew all the words! "Every time i need to see you face i just close my eyes and I am taken to a place in my crystal mind..." It was hilarious. The next song was even better! It was the 'sweat' song... I don't even know what it's called or who it's by, just that I used to be obsessed with it and sing it in my sleep. It goes like this "Uh leh leh leh leh lomp, Uh leh leh leh leh lomp, Uh leh leh leh leh lomp lompy lom lomp lomp (Come on) girl I'm gonna make you sweat, sweat til you can't sweat to more, and if you cry-y, I'm gonna push it some mo-o-ore." (yeah strangest onomatopoeias ever!) Now, I was in 4th grade when I liked this song. I know this because I remember skating around the skating rink holding hands with my 'boyfriend' Marshall Printy listening to it. How inappropriate for fourth graders! Bring out the Barney, people! I probably didn't even listen to the words or know what they were talking about. But it sounds like rape to me. Or at least some serious S & M... Wtf Skate Inn East!
Anyhow... Susan is coming to Tampa today which makes me really happy. We are going to watch an entire season of some tv show called "Flash Forward" that I haven't heard much about, but think looks interesting. Also, we'll go eat fancy sushi and go to the gym to get all buff and sweaty. I am SO EXCITED! Okay, I'm gonna get back to work. Until later, interweb, I bid thee farewell <3
3.05.2010
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Oh lord that is a hilarious FB Group!!! I literally had tears streaming down my face and could barely breathe!
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This here is the best blog of the week. You win a free dinner for two at Ruth's Chris. Just enter the big fibonacci ratio (Big Phi) to three decimal places on any available card reader and a younger sister will appear. remember the tower at siloam.
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